Eric

"Not funny."

-Eric

Bio/Reality: Eric is the definition of the word "cuck." He claims that he can handle obscenity, but the second you start dropping the heavy stuff on him, he questions what he's gotten himself into. The squa' (AKA Hunter and Catman69) almost finalized plans to go to BronyCon with him, but after careful consideration, they realized that was a HORRIBLE idea. Sharing a hotel room with a fedora-wearing buttwhore and spending the weekend with him was not what they had in mind, so they dropped the nuke nudes news on him. Soon after, Kai joined the Line chat in question, and together we spammed him with memes. After destroying his mind, body, and spirit, we left the group chat and blocked him, severing all communication forever.

Apparently he has a YouTube channel.