The Story of Carly and Kadie

A tragedy. ripformatting

kadie

12/26/16 2:55 AM

Fire_sheep: Once upon a time.

jasone: no. voice me. plz.

Fire_sheep: Hunter was single. N-

jasone: imma cry. because im driving

Fire_sheep: KNOW WHAT. FUXK YOU FAGGOT.

jasone: cant text and drive. continue if you want.

Fire_sheep: Once upon a time hunter was single. Nothing has changed.

jasone: tell me when fin

Fire_sheep: H. SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGOLA.

Fire_sheep: Once upon a time hunter was single. Nothing has changed. He tried tinder to get succ. But there was where he found it. 2 bags of chromosomes cleverly disguised as a wheel of cheese. hunter's favorite. Hunter took the bait.

* jasone pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.*

But hunter soon discovered. This isn't a fucking wheel of cheese. It's a live succ machine. So he tried to receive succ but got friendOned by a whee- bag(s) of chromosomes. During this process, Hunter made the mistake of introducing a wheel of cheese to Cancer United(tm) formerly known as the fourth reicht(tm)(?). The members of the group obviously could tell this was a horrible move and these were not fuxking wheels of cheese.

Among one of these members was one who was extremely against these 2 bags being added to the group. God himself. AKA sheep. Well shit didn't change because fuck me amirite. So Cancer and chromosomes spilled forth like tidal waves of unimaginable scale. It includes huge waves that have earned their own nicknames such as "super loud gasp sound when moist or nigger is said," "wanna see belly tricks," "gamer 4lyfe," And many others. But eventually the tides have fallen. And they fucked off. But not before the damage was done. Nigger Jesus aka Chris was converted to chromosomism and betrayed his fellow komrade's phone numbers to the fiends. This led to lots of fagotry but that's not the point. I actually don't know what this is about anymore. O. Yea. K. So. After the not cleverly disguised bags of chromosomes left. Which took too long. We eventually moved to dick cords. Which then recently one of the bags somehow infiltrated.cough hunter cough. Most likely through a corrupted agent of chromosomism. Its power has been weakened greatly. The only meme it has in its arsenal are the following: faggot, I hate you, send nudes, I want dick, bitch.

The end. Thank you. Everyone. Go fuxk yourselves

FUCK. THIS IS DIRECT MESSAGE.

jasone: hahaha great story.