Chinese

Here is what the mighty China does:

-Fucks the living shit out of its people

-Fucks the living shit out of other countries' people if it benefits them

-Fucks the living shit out of their own shit too

-Engages in genocide

-Arrests you if you say 'China bad'

-Conducts surveillance of everyone and thing in China on a stupidly big scale

-Censors and generally ruins a bunch of things

-Owns things it shouldn't and promotes its shitty anti-human agenda on them (See Tik-Tok)

-Tries to build a navy, mostly fails, settles for building islands in international waters, putting missiles on them, and calling them 'Chinese soil' instead

-Eats every goddamn animal that has ever existed, especially the ones you should not eat such as bats

-Causes a global pandemic and economic recession as a result, reveals the horrible ineptitude of supposedly smart and rich countries when they fail to control the spread

-Ships you faulty coronavirus tests and PPE then says it's your fault for 'not reading the instructions' when they don't work

-Is responsible for producing the AWP Made in China (Probably the best thing to come out of China in recent years)

Aaaaand the good ol' Chinese government probably has me on some sort of shitlist now