Bitchcoin

Bitchcoin is a loud, sleazy coin. It was most infamously used by Jasone as a secure payment method during his 'Great Water Drought Make Money Plan.'

Bitchcoin is spicy. Not spending it? It leaves. Spending too much of it? It leaves. How does it leave? The balls retract. And it leaves.

This fickle nature allows the true Bitchcoin pros to horde the game to themselves and become infinitely wealthy.