Jasone Bone

Overview
The Bone known as Jasone has a gender of W and a complexity of male. He was inducted into the Cancer Group around the Fall of 2016 by Fire sheep and Superepicgecko. Jasone is an above-average Bean invader with an approximate cock length of 1.27e^8 nanometers plus more (gecko note: DO NOT KID YOURSELF SON), but the exact number is withheld due to government secrets and immigration quotas. Jasone may be lacking a few chromosomes, which makes him fit perfectly into the group. He also plays a musical instrument known as the skin flute.

If say have watch of good, will tumor you hard : (ed. note: who wrote this lmao- Jasone)

☀https://clips.twitch.tv/InspiringCrepuscularLemurBCWarrior

Also, he is wanted on charges of embezzling the Californian State Government. He told them "No money, no water." and then attempted to deprive the entire State of water by turning people's outdoor facets on.

It has recently been reported that Jasone Bone actually attempted to do the opposite for Texas, and then flooded them with stolen CA-branded tap water when Texas refused to comply.

About two years later, he posted bail and attacked The Plastic Factory. He declared that the factory owed him money, and then immediately punched a bunch of holes in their water tower. Unfortunately he didn't realize the tower stored water that was used to cool the molds of the machines, and contained dangerous chemicals. Exposure to these chemicals gave him cancer.

Texas's Official Response:"'Hold up a dang-dong minute there feller! What's ya doing? You can't just them there embezzle the State of Texas, everything is bigger here! Including our anti-embezzlement laws! Stay the heck hell outta our them there state, feller, we don't like your sort round these them there parts. ""Sincerely, Michael Myers, Gov'n'r of Texas'"Q/A

Q: Have you eaten many bugs?

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