The Tin Towers

The Tin Towers was an important landmark during the group's Tekkit Legends adventures.

Legend has it that this is the place where George Kush processes his dank weed. Built in 1969, this meme machine is home to not only hidden explosives, but also houses a Satanic cult in its basement. In the basement, George Kush and his posse perform blood sacrifices and drink the blood of the youth to maintain their life-force. The bridge that connects the two buildings was built after a "terrorist" (AKA one of the hidden explosives) exploded two holes in the sides. It was made right over the holes, declared by George Kush as "The best use of work that was already done... because that's the only way things get done around here." These buildings are made out of 100% tin, which means they are very vulnerable to attacks. As one of the architects, trust me, they were definitely not intentionally made that way...

Anyway, the towers are connected to a larger complex known as the Jeb Bush Memorial Airport That's Actually a Space Station. Construction of this complex has come to a halt after George Kush fucked up his tax return and it is unknown whether or not it will continue.