Kai

Bio:
Kai (also known as "Salty Weeb Fag Autismo Boy", and "The fake German" is an average Asian weeb with a dong length of about 5 inches. He frequently tries to add horrible music to the Oracle's queue, causing the bot to shit the bed and break completely. Kai's favorite games are Osu! and Hunipop, his love of such bad games further decreases his standing both within the group and society as a whole. He also loves Hentai.

Turtle Pessimist
Kai will turtle no matter the game. He will sit behind a wall of Bunkers begging for Non-aggression pacts and defensive pacts with anyone and everyone; this attempt at survival usually only prolongs his demise by the hands of other players. He prefers to be teamed with Hunter because they are friends. He more often is teamed with Fire_Sheep. Kai's playstyle is largely dependent on remaining neutral and turtling, Kai will proceed to depend on his "Allies" to keep the pressure off him until he feels he can pull off a successful attack. In recent matches of Soulstorm he has started to develop more into a team player along the lines of Sheep or Hunter.

Quotes
".music play eat poopoo"

Salty Weeb Fag Autismo Boy - Last Thursday at 7:09 PM

"Hickory dickery dock, shut the fuck up."

Salty Weeb Fag Autismo Boy to Jasone Bone - December 27, 2016

"I keep forgetting that I'm me."

Salty Weeb Fag Autismo Boy - January 7, 2017