Evolve

Evolve or "The Shittiest Fucking Excuse of a Program Ever" (SFEPE) is a goddamn shitshow(Only hunter's opinion. That triggered tard.) that somehow manages to work.(Probably because it's the best LAN program we found around.) It bills itself as "The social platform for gamers that makes it a snap to track playtime, form parties for co-op and competitive play, show off achievements, and chat with gaming friends." (However, no one in the group uses this beyond the LAN Function) When you start your computer the goddamn thing launches by itself and must be closed every time you boot. (Only Hunter's Problem seeing as he always uninstalls it instead of turning off the Launch at Startup function.) You can remove it from the startup programs, but who the fuck wanted it there, to begin with? Anyway, once you decide to actually use it after resetting your fucking password (because you forgot it 1000 times like every other password.) the real autismo begins. Instead of one shit-packed screen to stare at, Evolve opens up 200-400 (2 tabs) depending on the day(which are easy to close). You will then have to click through these tabs quickly to find the one you want (There's literally 2 tabs.), closing unneeded windows (1) as fast as possible to prevent your computer from burning up like a perfectly normal computer not burning up. When Evolve launched back in 2012, the crews of Russian nuclear submarines lurking under the pacific went home and became unemployed (retired from old age) because America had already destroyed itself (No, not until 2016). (Meta note, 6/13/2020: It's too real)

Some members of the group (Everyone except Hunter) are actually okay with using Evolve. Hunter uses it begrudgingly (for no good reason) because everyone else does, but he still insists that it is a LIVING CANCER WHICH MUST BE WIPED OUT.

Problems with Evolve:
 * Evolve is not perfect and at times will need a mac address set in order to function.
 * Evolve also may experience problems connecting players to other players, most often solved with a restart of their computer and their router.
 * Evolve at one time had pop-up ads causing the group(Hunter) to abandon it and uninstall for a period of time.