Boobs

Boobs or "tits" or "breasts" are fleshy things that human females and occasionally males have. They are located on either side of the chest.

There are two parts to the boob - the "oob" which constitutes everything except the nipple, and the nipple, which is a nipple, consisting of a nipple and a nipple, named a nipple.

Sometimes nipples do nipple things like get stiff when aroused or cold. They can be used to cut glass if they reach a certain level of hardness.

Boobs apparently have some reproductive function but this is not really well studied. What is studied is that they're considered pretty hot to guys.

List of desirable boob things: List of traits that are NOT desirable in boobs:
 * Firm
 * Soft
 * Pleasantly floppy but not overly so
 * Perky nipples
 * Big
 * Perfectly symmetrical
 * Erect ;)
 * Asymmetry
 * When they're way too fucking large
 * Gigantic goddamn nipples
 * Too small but this isn't really a big deal unless they're REALLY small
 * Having more than two
 * Having less than two
 * Having boobs and being male
 * Having wrinkly-ass boobs which resemble raisins
 * Boobs which sag all the way to the fucking ground and back
 * Boobs that are just so goddamn floppy that you... you just.... you can't....
 * Humongous nipple parts that dominate the entire boob