Lung-fuckery

Lung-fuckery is an unfortunate condition that afflicts the respiratory system of mammoni. Symptoms include a hacking cough, a discharge of black or grey mucus, debilitating seizures, and overall malaise.

Hunter is noted to have Lung-fuckery of the 6th degree, which is a new world record. This was mostly due to acute dust exposure from The Dust Factory in addition to heavy smoking.

Kai, due to his smoking, has stage 4 Lung-fuckery.

Being old and dusty, Huntsman has the oldest and second-worst known case of Lung-fuckery in the group, at stage 5. His condition is also chronic, and likely to lead to the complete collapse of civilization as we know it due to the frequency and intensity of his coughing fits.