Epic Kabingle

Epic Kabingle, also known as OpenTTD, it is a business simulation game in which players try to earn money via transporting passengers and freight by road, rail, water, and air. It is an open-source remake and expansion of the 1995 Chris Sawyer video game Transport Tycoon Deluxe. Though very rarely played by cancer group members, Epic Kabingle is notable for being the origin of His Holiness God W. Dame. Game Facts
 * Airplanes are overpowered in most cases.
 * Oil and Refineries make good shekels.
 * Boats take forever to make trips but also can make a lot of money with a full load of Cargo.

Notable events
 * Spider mountain was an event perpetrated by Zrbs in a game with Huntsman and Piff taking place in an extremely mountainous snower/alpine map. As the game began in the 1890s, trains were not very viable. Zrbs found a workaround - trams. Trams could easily go up hills and did not cost very much. He proceeded to connect around 3-5 towns as well as multiple industries via trams. The network of trams were set up in such a way the mountain looked like a spider's web. It didn't help that his company's color at the time was white in-game.
 * Just about every time Huntsman plays, he commits gay (per usual) and most times ends up having more profit than other players. This often leads to Zrbs becoming aroused and retiring as CEO of his company.
 * Dual CEO companies: After years of not touching Epic Kabingle Hunter rejoined Huntsman, Piff, and Zrbs in the game. He attempted to run several companies and achieve the mythical "Profit" often constructing massive railways across the map. Most times though the company was run into the ground and he would spout off about it being "too compricated for baboon mind!" And so he often would Co-Op a company with Huntsman leading the naming division of the company ensuring each and every vehicle was properly named. Many of these games were saved by Huntsman and still remain on his hard penis drive. Most of these games were abandoned due to players having a bad start, or failing multiple companies.
 * The great jet crisis. Armed with the Huntsometer, Huntsman finds the most annoying, bullshit, or otherwise hated things in games, only being rivaled by Chris at times. And with such a feat so too was Epic Kabingle tainted by his dank influence. Around the 1970s the fastest Jet is made available and Huntsman with his insistence on making a fuckton of money he often utilizes long routes between the corners of the map with the fastest jets, making millions in a single year while most who focus on industries struggle to make a single million.