Chris

FlamingScorpion27: "What the fuck is happening?"

Bio (lore): Chris, also known as "Flamingo", "FlamingScorpion27", "FlameingScorpian27", and various other misspellings, is a beast which haunts the latest AAA games on Steam. His father, Mortius Halerocious, gave birth to him approximately 16 months ago, and he has already grown into a Class-G Benign Tumor.

Reality: Chris is probably best known for COMPLETELY BUTCHERING the spelling of even simple words, and also making NO GOD DAMN SENSE half the time. He is also infamous for having to take his dog out and bring her in at inopportune times, this can get very frustrating.

Overall a pretty awesome dude with some occasional moments of (admittedly hilarious) retardation, Chris is a core member of the group.

He is ironically the member of the group most responsible for founding it, having introduced his friend Hunter to the hacker known as Kai, and through Zrbs he introduced Kai and Hunter to Huntsman and Fire_Sheep.

Having coined the word, Chris is also the foremost authority on Heigenieg.

Utilitarian Thanos
In RTS games, Chris loves to utilize units that are harder hitting and more durable (definitely not OP) than his opponents. He is a very well-rounded team player that quickly grasps mechanics in new games and knows how to get the most out of his men. Considered one of the best RTS players in the group, he is sometimes prone to giving up way too fucking early if it feels the game is not going in his favor. A weakness that can be used against him is that he often relies too much on compositions which are tried and true to him becoming extremely predictable. However, he often has such a good composition it cannot easily be counted.

Stando: Hurricane of Bullshit

The amount of bullshit Chris deposits into the ear canals of his foes increases exponentially when threatened, quickly jamming their hearing and then destroying their heads from the inside out. Luckily, Chris is usually slow to anger so this attack is rarely seen.