Crippling buttdeath

Crippling Buttdeath, also known by the acronym CBD, is a horrible illness. Your butt dies, and you are crippled as a result. Carly notably suffers from this illness. Thought to be incurable, crippling buttdeath is actually easily remedied - just stop SITTING ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY AND DO SOMETHING, DAMMIT!

Concentrated CBD is also a component extracted from da weed leaf, and is strangely used to cure various ailments ranging from rampant boners to lower back pain. You might think that this type of CBD is in fact a different thing, but in fact it was me dio is not. Crippling buttdeath can also be harvested in a industrial process to produce the CBD used in CBD infused products and vapes, in which the victim lays prone on their stomach, and beanbags are thrown at their rear such as to drive out the essence of their disease into the air. The tainted air is then inhaled by a certified CBD handling specialist, and exhaled into a balloon for storage.