Eliot

''"Yo yo yo what it is!" - Bryce''

Eliot, or Bryce, or Rice, or ICE, is a gay-level hominid with intelligence approaching sentience. He joined when the Rockfordians were unleashed upon the group, and has a dong length that's nearly sixteen times that of Bryan's - while flaacid. Bryce is notable for working at McDonalds, and being pretty square albeit a gay square. He eats 5 square meals a day, of squaregetti. Bryce is one of the nicest people in the group, surpassed in niceness only by Tegan. He is also Hunter's gay lover.

Gamer Archeotype: Help me, I don't know how to shoot

Bryce most commonly plays shooters such as GO with the group, and while not the best he gives it the good old college try. Sometimes, however, he forgets how to shoot. Or walk. Or walk and shoot. Sometimes he forgets how to see, too.

Stando: Gaysplosion

When triggered, Bryce transforms into a massive gay reptillian monster which possesses the power to raze cities into ash. Or he'll just leave. One or the other.