Franklin Bobbituh

Benjamin Franklin, known also as Franklin Bobbituh and Ben-jam-it-in Franklin, was a great American zombie and witch removal specialist. Using Abe Lincoln's time travelling hatchet of justice, Franklin destroyed everything in his path for decades. Then he got bored, and put a ring on a kite 'to prove that lightning will strike things' and also fought a war or two. He did something unimportant in France, then did something else in Philadelphia. Or did he? Who really knows. What is known is that the ghost of big Bobbituh will haunt your house and kick your ass if you speak ill of him.

Despite almost looking like he had termites and being quite old, Franklin Bobbituh was apparently quite the ladies man.