Alfred Bitchcock

Alfred Bitchcock
Alfred was an exceptionally gifted Civ V warrior unit, with over 12 confirmed barbarian kills, including spearmen, brutes, handaxes, and even archers. He cut a swathe straight out of Gecko's Capital, known as Lizardville, and went North to 'hunt some pussy ass barbs'. After repeated conflict, Alfred was a hardened veteran with 3 bonus traits. He was especially deadly to Barbarian units in rough terrain.

Unfortunately, he never came back. Alfred Bitchcock met his end at the hands of a huge 5-strong alliance of Barbarians. Despite fighting to the last breath and last man, Alfred, petrifyer of the North, fell, bringing one and a half of the 5 Barbarian squads with him. His heroism will forever be remembered.