BronyCon

Catman69: "Hey, anyone wanna go to BronyCon with me?!"

Everyone: "NO!"

Reality: Bronycon is an annual event held in the Baltimore Convention Center to celebrate the fans of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Every year, thousands of men, man-children, and occasionally actual children, attend this event to meet others with similar interests and to sit in on various panels throughout the facility. Some of these panels include people involved with the show, such as voice actors, writers, etc., while other panels are hosted by fans. These fan panels are usually absolute trash because the people running them do not have a good stage presence and are completely unknown to the audience. In many cases, they do not even deliver what they said they would. Walking around the convention center, you are likely to see people dressed up as various characters, including those that are not even remotely related to My Little Pony. You will also see people carrying around their pony plushies, and if you are REALLY lucky, you may just see a hot girl. Rumor has it that this rare type of Brony is actually completely fictional so that awkward Bronies can convince friends and family to come with them. However, they do indeed exist, although many times the hot ones are already taken for obvious reasons, and if they are not, they probably want nothing to do with you anyways.

For the past two years since Catman69 has adopted the Brony culture, he has been trying to get members of the group to attend the event with him (mainly Hunter and Kai because they are the only ones willing to go). He has even gone as far as asking his girlfriend to go with him, but every year so far has proven unsuccessful, as plans are always delayed until the last minute or something more important comes up for the rest of the group. Catman is still going to push his agenda upon everyone in the group until that fateful year where he can finally attend the full three days of BronyCon (Keyword: full. Catman totally didn't manage to convince his mom to go to one day of the event after visiting colleges in the general vicinity).

Other names for "BronyCon" include "BornyCrone", "Shitshow (current year)", and various other such misspellings and misinterpretations.