Zrbs



Zrbs, also known as "Zarbs", and "Stinky Blob", is the leader of the outcast autismos that Huntsman associates with. Hailing from the South, Zrbs has inherited several characteristics from his homeland - namely his southern accent. Zrbs has a great interest in Russia, most likely due to their militant history as the Soviet Union and their love of cheap mass produced units. Occasionally Zrbs will brandish an authentic WW2 PPSH and scream violently at Huntsman about how whatever he does is a dick move and if he isn't letting him win, he is being a dick. Zrbs is a bit of a Dictatorial type, thinking highly of Stalin's rule. Zrbs is known for being Anti-Hillary and Anti-Trump. Zrbs is also the Chapter Master of the Angry Marines.

Gamer Archetype: Brute Force

Zrbs is not known for intelligent action in-game, but rather overwhelming (and sometimes underwhelming) attacks, most often composed of the cheapest units in such large mass they have a 10% chance of success. Often he will try to hold the largest military force in games and retain that title, manhandling AI's and players alike, pushing people to the point of the eventual bitchslap by their superior forces in quality and sometimes quantity. Zrbs becomes enraged with this pouring more and more resources in the effort, until, he loses or pull something out his ass that makes it all work out in a chaotic mess. He is the perfect impression of an Ork mind.