Dr.Kelp

Kelsey, more commonly known as Dr.Kelp, is a gay seal with incredible hair. Her favorite word is 'bloop'; her favorite color is atomic eye-raping pink. She is the Patron God of Doctors, and all Doctors belong to her. This means, technically, that all the money anyone who is a doctor makes is rightfully hers, but because she is a benevolent god, she allows them to keep it.

Kelpo is notable to be one of the only fools helping with the whole cryptocurrency thing. Because she understands that sometimes money is free and it needs to be ours. Update: She stopped after less than a week and now Hunter is the only one who actively works on it.

If triggered, Kelpo has a mean streak a mile long. First the eyes roll back. Then the trunk extends. The balls retract. And finally all hell breaks loose. Approaching an angry Kelpo is not recommended due to the danger to life and liberty.

Notable Games:

League of Lesions

Paladins

Cancerstrike