Seizure Salad

Seizure Salad, not to be confused with Bryan 'Bran-Bane' Salad-tsar is a superfood known to taste somewhat like an original Da Vinci painting.

Julius Seizure is the most well-known consumer of Seizure Salad, though God W. Dame has been known to order it at his personal strip club / eatery known as Da P00se, reportedly 'for the added challenge'.

Side effects of consuming this food short-term are consistent with those of acute lead poisoning. Leading scientists can't figure out why. Long-term consumption of this food leads to symptoms consistent with those of chronic lead poisoning. Scientists can't figure this one out either.